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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29   #4841
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hiding from you!

how would you react to a stranger randomly telling you that "your ass looks great in that" ... ?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:31 AM // 07:31   #4842
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I would take it jovially, and reply "so does yours, pumpkin"...unless they were one of the following:
1. the same sex as me
2. they had large, white, puss-filled boils on their ass.


Has someone imparted information about your ass?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:35 AM // 07:35   #4843
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hmm ... yeeeaaa ... umm ...

so, how's the weather today?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:37 AM // 07:37   #4844
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"meh"


do you have large, white, puss-filled boils on your ass?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:37 AM // 07:37   #4845
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LMAO no.

do you? O_o
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:42 AM // 07:42   #4846
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not as far as I have seen...I'll have my fiancée check for me when I next get to see her mid October time...I'll let you know!

so, mr. bacon, who's been talking about your ass?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:45 AM // 07:45   #4847
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ahh ... umm ... just random people.

so, what's the weather forecast for tomorrow?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46   #4848
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shut the hell up


is bacon in lurve?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:52 AM // 07:52   #4849
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no, but i think he's open to the idea.

haven't you gotten ego-inflating remarks about your ass before?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:55 AM // 07:55   #4850
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umm, only ever from one person...and she's all mine now!


how did you meet said ego-inflater?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:58 AM // 07:58   #4851
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hmm ... there's been a few. some at work, some through acquaintances, some while out partying. O_o

does your chicky have large, white, puss-filled boils on her ass?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:02 AM // 08:02   #4852
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lol, no. It's grabably soft.


So, many people have been congratulating you on your ass, eh? how many yould you estimate? to the nearest hundred?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #4853
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...

let's talk about something else, shall we?
how was the weather yesterday?

(oh, and speaking of weather, it's been warming up here in sydney, and although i hate the heat, hot weather = chicks in skimpier clothing. so it's not all bad. )
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:09 AM // 08:09   #4854
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300? that many? wooow!
Perhaps I should get the deciding vote on your ass...send me a photo

weather? "Meh"

When it's sunny in Sydney do you also wear skimpier clothing?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #4855
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haha no. i'm a vampire, i stay out of the sun, but in a comfortably shaded area where i can still observe the beautiful people rushing through life.

do they show much skin in scotland?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:23 AM // 08:23   #4856
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not a great deal...sometimes when it's very hot...not so much any more now I've moved another 150 miles further North


What's for dinner tonight?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:25 AM // 08:25   #4857
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just what i was trying to work out! I'm starving!!

so what's for dinner tonight?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:32 AM // 08:32   #4858
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call this number: 02 8255 7444


are they even the store which delivers to you?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:37 AM // 08:37   #4859
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no idea, i've never called them.

what suburb is that one in?
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #4860
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no idea...it's on Elizabeth Street.


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